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I unveil the latest development in my realm, Pantopia (It’s the Pansy Warrior Princess Utopia!). And speaking of utopias, I also review my 2007 game of the year, Bioshock. Plus a rare look at the inside of my castle!

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Pansy at the GDC Day 2

February 12, 2010

The shocking conclusion of my trip to the GDC. I scare the Odin out of passengers on-board a 747 in a flight sim, I virtually win a boxing tournament, and I interview Scotland! Sort of.

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Pansy at the GDC Day 1

February 12, 2010

I brave day one of the Gaming Developers Conference, with 16,000 other gaming professionals. I search for elusive Booth Babes, and covet everyone else’s camera equipment and crew, but mostly I revel in the adoration of my fans.

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Scary Poppins Does the Puffa-Luffa-Ding-Dong

February 12, 2010

Scary Poppins, my old nanny, drops in for a surprise visit. She redecorates my throne room, and calms me with my childhood favorite, Puffa-luffa-ding-dong. Find out what’s pure and putrid about Assassin’s Creed.

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