Huzzah! Welcome to the Pansy Warrior Princess Product Purveyor.
As my loyal serfs, I know you are desperate to spend your hard-earned florins, coppers, doubloons and far be it for me to deprive you of that opportunity.
As a matter of fact, you may find yourself compelled to force your friends and family members to come here and lighten their treasure chests on some one-of-a-kind Pansy paraphernalia (And by paraphernalia, I mean t-shirts. Since that’s all we’ve got.). I fully endorse and encourage this behavior.